Life with joy with sorrow, I am with you who would, when I sad I usually read short funny poems. It gives me a laugh and then feel sad comfortable with a lot. Short funny poems also my collection on the net and pulled out to read at weddings or birthdays because it brings laughter to those around him. You try to do things as I do everyone will love you more than that and your life will surely filled with laughter only.
Collection of short poems my pleasure, hope you to give and share their comments
#1:Short funny poems 1
She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."
She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.
"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."
"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."
And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!
#2:Short funny poems 2
Roses are red
violets are blue
the face like yours
belong to the zoo
but don't be sad
cuz i'll be with you
not in the cage
but laughing at you
by Reinard Gabriel
#3:Short funny poems 3
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
#4:Short funny poems 4
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never happend
If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!
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